Saturday, 31 July 2010
Escape (With apologies to HG Wells)
The McGuinness Of The Moor
The McGuinness Of The Moor
"Start you stupid machine!"
Michael Stogie kicked the bonnet of his red BMW as yet again it had cut out on him. Lighting a cigarette he looked at his watch, eleven thirty. The decision to drive home after Bolton Wanderers' away game at Strathless-Over-Haven in the UEFA Cup. It's only up North, it'll be an easy drive. Now here he was in the middle of nowhere with half a pack of cigarettes and a tub of herbs for his home made lasagne. He knew he should've listened to his boss and worked overtime in the returns department but the prospect of watching his beloved whites was too much.
He cursed under his breath as every time he put the phone to his ear the signal disappeared. Out in the distance he could see the lights of an old farm house, judging the kilometres between them Michael decided to make a run for it. Locking the car in case of extreme joy riding sheep, Michael put his best foot forward , stopped, wiped it and strode purposely towards the lights in the night. Then it came, floating across the moors like a bad sound effects record. The howl!
"What was that?"
The noise came again, louder, somehow closer. Michael increased his speed to blind panicky running and charged through the door of the building. There was an eerie silence as the whole room looked at the new arrival.
"We don't get many strangers round these parts," the landlord said.
"Probably because you don't have any pub signs," Michael replied.
Grumbling to himself the landlord pulled a pint of Baskerville Ale from the large pump on the bar. He placed the heady pint down in front of the recovering Michael.
"I didn't ask for that," Michael said.,
"A pound,"
"I'll have two."
Michael handed over his money and once again the blood curdling howl spread through the air. A pair of truckers held hands and cuddled together in the corner and the whole inn came to a hush.
"What's that?" Michael asked
"That's just the McGuinness of the moor," Leanora O'Connell a six foot blonde stunner announced from behind the bar.
"The what?" Michael spat out a mouthful of beer.
"Nobody talks about the McGuinness," the landlord said.
"Don't be so stupid, dad. Rumour has it that there's meant to be, so, like this hideous beast. It totally roams the hills. A nasty vicious grey creature."
"Nobody talks about the McGuinness," the landlord said again.
"Like, my friend Charlene, she says it's a demon from hell sent to reap revenge on the sinners of Strathless-Over-Haven. But, Tracey says it's a mythical beast that has survived evolution, but she's a bit dumb. Carolyn reckons it's a wild creature escaped from a freak show. "
"Aye, nobody talks about the McGuinness,"the landlord said again, resigned.
Everybody in the inn looked at each other as if hiding a long kept secret away from the prying eyes of town folk.
"The McGuinness is nothing more than an urban legend made up to scare poachers!" the sound of disdain came from a dark corner of the inn.
"Like, whatever," Leanora retorted.
"Well, I don't believe it."
"Carlo O'Connell, nobody is interested in what you have to say. Not even Gina McPherson who has cootees and gives away kisses behind the cow sheds," Leanora fumed.
"I still won't sign those divorce papers," Carlo shouted standing up to leave, "You will have to get me to sign them with my cold dead hand!"
With that Carlo O'Connell barged out into the misty night. Severely stressed by the domestic of twin peaks proportions, Michael lit a cigarette.
"Sorry mister. No smoking in here," the landlord forcefully said.
Michael attempted to explain in his best Anglo Saxon that it was extremely cold, dark and scary beyond the confines of the inn, but felt he was getting nowhere so left the group to enjoy his harmful toxins in peace.
A six foot square of moorland was taped off with incident tape. Lying inside its cubic capacity was a mass of chewed limbs and ripped innards surrounded by a 1997 Bolton Wanderers shirt.
"Look at this, it's an absolute terrible mess," Martin Hynden of Strathless-Over-Haven CID commented.
"It is," Nikita Diamond, his assistant, replied.
"I mean, just look at my shoes. I paid good money for these fake Jimmy Choo's, now they're all covered in mud. What are we doing in the middle of nowhere anyway?"
"That would be the strange death under mysterious circumstances," Nikita reminded him.
"Oh, right. Is that the body in there?" Hynden asked.
Hynden entered the taped off area and knelt down next to the covered body.
"Tell me about it. What kind of sicko are we dealing with?"
Nikita slowly pulled back the tarpaulin to reveal the mess that was once a human body.
"My God. That's terrible," Hynden exclaimed, "That football shirt is ten years old."
"It looks like he was attacked by an animal, look at the teeth marks on the bones. It's a very wild area, maybe someone in that building over there heard something," Nikita said.
Martin Hynden entered the unnamed inn and forgot that Nikita was behind him so let the door swing into her face. The whole room went silent and a dozen pair of eyes focused on the detective.
"Your flies are undone," the landlord said.
With a highly audible zip the room returned to its old murmuring way.
"I'm Inspector Martin Hynden of Strathless CID. This tall dwarf in a dress is my assistant, Nikita Diamond. We just want to ask a few questions about a little murder that's taken place up the road."
There was a rumble of whispering among the locals as the words filtered through to their brains.
"We don't understand that word around here," the landlord said.
"Murder?"
"No, road! What is this, road you speak of?"
"It's a piece of tarmac that cars go round to get from one place to another," Hynden explained.
"Cars?" The landlord asked puzzled, before blustering "We don't get many strangers round these parts."
Hynden looked around the room at what appeared to be the extras from The Wicker Man. Even the Spaniel in a cloth cap and shotgun sat in the corner of the room leaning against the jukebox was beginning to give him the creeps. Behind him, he heard the sweet tones of Leanora singing as she entered the bar.
"Howdy Cowgirl. Do you know where I may find any deranged psycho killers hiding? Your bedroom perhaps?" Hynden flirted subtly.
"I've a poster of Mick Hucknall," Leanora flirted back.
"The names Hynden, Martin Hynden. I hold the world record for shooting peas at a bag of candy floss while blindfolded. What's your name?"
"Leanora O'Connell. But my maiden names A'barman. This is my dad Justin."
"Aye, that's right I'm Just A'barman," the landlord interrupted, "I've lived in this village my whole life. I know everything about everybody."
"Do you know who killed that poor unfortunate victim on the moors. He'd been torn apart with ferocity at velocity," Nikita dramatised.
"Aye, I do. That be the McGuinness of the moor. But nobody talks about the McGuinness."
"Why not?" Hynden asked.
"Because nobody knows anything," he replied.
Hynden stood for a moment and took in this startling revelation, all the time watching Leanora play with her pumps, a piece of gymnastic footwear not often associated with country villages.
"The McGuinness stalks the moors," the Landlord said lighting candles on the bar, "The grey haired creature was responsible for the downfall of the Faverhall family and has haunted the area for centuries. Rumour has it that he is controlled by a local sandwich maker who was chased out of the village because of her high prices. In an act of revenge she cursed them that should they venture onto the moor the McGuinness would be waiting to tear out their throats. "
"Does he sing Elvis songs during a full moon?" Nikita asked scoffing at the legend.
"Of course not," the Landlord replied, "Only on the first Tuesday of a month containing a 'U'"
The surreal conversation was broken by Carlo O'Connell entering the inn. Leanora looked at him shocked, her face an expression of 'What are you still doing alive?' as she went pale and her chin nearly hit the floor.
"Usual, pint please, Justin," O'Connell ordered. He turned to Hynden, "Take my advice chum. You don't want to get involved with her. She may be tall, have 33DD breasts and be heir to millions because of her old man's insurance policy. But, she's a man eater. She'll make you work boy…"
"Make you want more?" Nikita chipped in.
"I'm Martin Hynden, Strathless CID. I'm here to investigate a death on the moor. Poor unfortunate was ripped to pieces by a wild animal."
"It's so like the McGuinness. We all heard it howling and barking and stuff," Leanora said.
"Don't be daft. The McGuinness doesn't exist. It's like Voodoo," O'connell said.
"You do?" Leanora said
"Voodoo."
"Who do?" Hynden asked.
"We do!" The two truckers from the corner shouted.
"Carlo O'Connell, the McGuinness is real. If it wasn't how could I have trained a panther to kill by the smell of cigarette smoke, dyed it's hair grey and sent it out last night to kill you so I could have my div… Ooops."
Everybody looked at Leanora who was biting her lip very, very hard. Nikita Diamond pulled out a pair of handcuffs from her handbag and handed them to Hynden. He looked at her and mouthed the words 'It's not Thursday'.
"They're for her," Nikita pointed out angrily.
Rhys
Rhys
He ran. His pulse raced out of control. His heart pounded a continual thud, thud, thud. His ears still rang. The sound of smashing glasses and a shattering window had ripped his nerves to shreds. Stray shards of glass had embedded in the side of his face and down his neck. In the distance church bells rang and the sound of sobbing carried on the wind.
The wooden beams that held the old ceiling in place vibrated as Kit's rock music bounced off it and back down again. She stirred a pot on the gas oven while she sang along to her favourite Evanescence track. Kit was ignorant to the tiny droplets of rain that hard started to beat down against the tiles outside.
A lit candle on the dining table fluttered in an invisible breeze. A small drop of wax ran down the length of its red and blue formation, behind Kit's back the flame fluttered once again. The blob of wax landed on the base of the silver candlestick and cooled with a sizzle, Kit turned towards the table. She walked over to the square top and double-checked that every knife and fork was in its rightful place. Humming under her breath she picked up a knife and looked at her reflection. She dropped it. Kit looked over her shoulder, with a large intake of breath she let out a long sigh of relief. She picked up the knife once again. Looking at her reflection this time, she saw only her brown hair and green eyes. Placing the knife back down in its rightful place on the table, Kit looked up and saw the smoking wick of a now unlit candle.
Kit opened a drawer close to the kitchen window and took out a box of matches. She re-lit the candle and watched it burn. The flame stood up straight as if held in place by an invisible force. Kit turned to put the matches back in the drawer. The stew gave a slow gurgle as bubbles rose through the mixture. With a start, Kit turned. She drew in a breath as she calmed herself. She reached across to turn the hob down, then stopped. Once again, the candle was out. Looking around her, Kit searched for an open window, nothing. Reaching out to the candle she pulled back as a circle of cold air wrapped itself around her hand.
"Kit?"
She stepped back, her heart leaping into her mouth. Looking up she stared at the stranger in the kitchen doorway.
"Miss Kit Gardner?"
In the doorway between the kitchen and the hall stood a tall man, his hair receding like the water that fell from his damp overcoat.
"My name is detective Kane."
"You gave me quite a fright there. I didn't hear you knock or come in."
"I'm not surprised," detective Kane pointed to the stereo, "Do you mind?"
Kit stood back and watched him walk over to the stereo and turn the thumping melodies down to a background whisper.
"I have been asked to visit by my superiors at work. They were concerned by the state of a Mr David Noor. The gentleman in question was very agitated last night, in a sense of high shock."
Kit sat down at the dining table, her brow furrowed in worry.
"He stayed over last night he's, well he was, my boyfriend."
As detective Kane sat opposite her the lights flickered slightly.
"Mr Noor said he was attacked by a mirror. This is a very strange incident. As you may appreciate, we don't get many reports of assaults by inanimate objects."
Kit avoided the detective's gaze, choosing instead to stare at her reflection in the table knife.
"Miss Gardner, is there any light you can shed on the incident?"
Detective Kane looked down at the cutlery on the table and up again at Kit's vacant expression.
"There is a presence here I can't explain. David had often remarked about cold spots and eerie feelings. I'd never thought anything of it. Until last night," Kit spoke into the distance.
"What happened last night?"
Detective Kane's gravely voice sent a chill through Kit's bones. The stew bubbled again and she stood up and rushed over to turn the heat fully off. She stirred the pot slowly.
"Miss Gardner, what happened?"
"We had a few friends over, it was a kind of early Halloween party," Kit stirred the stew lazily.
"So there were more witnesses?"
"No, they had left before anything major happened."
"Anything major?" Kane choked in surprise.
Kit could feel detective Kane's stern look burning into her.
"I would appreciate it if you told me the whole story regarding last night."
"It all started when we were watching this medium…"
"You had a medium in here last night?" Kane interrupted.
"He was on TV," Kit continued, "We were watching Haunted Live. You know that three day event from Salisbury Plain."
"Of course, I thought I hadn't felt the presence of one in this atmosphere."
Kit looked at Kane, she thought carefully about whether to continue. Something about this man didn't feel right to her.
"Come on, Kit, any little thing could help," he said sternly.
"Well. It started round about ten…"
Sitting down at a large table a gaggle of guests, all adorned with costumes, watched intently as the spiritualist medium entered a trance. All eyes were fixed on the TV.
"He is so damn good."
A large figured brunette sat with her legs crossed. A large black witches hat on her head.
"Not to mention very sexy," Kit added.
"Oy," David replied feeling upstaged by the grey haired spiritualist.
"Don't worry, darling. He's not a patch on you," Kit kissed David on the cheek.
The whole table giggled and awed together as David turned a shade of red with embarrassment. Suddenly a glass fell from the table. It smashed on the wooden floor spreading fragments everywhere. The group went silent.
"What the…"
"It's all right. I'll get a broom."
Kit stood up. David grabbed hold of her hand. He pointed towards one of the candles in the centre of the table. It was flickering wildly.
"It's just a breeze," Kit reassured them.
"So why aren't the other candles moving?" the brunette asked.
The room went silent. A loud scream came from the TV and as a group they all jumped with shock.
"Ok, all calm down now. We're scaring ourselves to death," Kit said.
Kit stood up and left the room in search of a dustpan and brush. The rest of the guests turned their attentions back to the events on the television....
Detective Kane stopped making notes in his tatty, leather bound notebook.
"What happened next, Miss Gardner?" he asked.
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Everything continued as normal," Kit said spooning some stew into a bowl, "Would you like some?"
"No thanks, I can't eat," Kit shot him a questioning glance, "I'm on duty."
"I see," she replied.
"A guy came into the station going on about being attacked by ghosts. He was so wound up that we had to give him sedation and put him in a cell. Does that sound like someone who saw nothing?" Kane continued.
Kit tried to walk away but Kane grabbed her by the wrist. She tried to pull free but his grip was tight, his hands were cold. She could see the determination in his eyes. Thunder growled outside as the rain fell like rocks against the slate roof.
"Ok. It was about two in the morning. All the guests had gone home…"
"That was a good night," David said entering the dining room.
"Apart from everyone getting spooked at the candle," Kit replied.
Kit watched as David picked up the empty glasses from the table, he placed them on a silver tray. He reached out to an upside down tumbler in the centre of the table, it moved. Kit stood still and watched with curiosity as David leaned forward, just about being able to put his finger on the top of it. It moved again.
"Stop messing around, David."
"I'm not moving it. It moved on its own," David answered.
Lifting his finger from the glass, the tumbler leaped from the table and smashed against a wall.
"David!" Kit shouted out.
"It wasn't me," he replied in shock.
Kit walked over to the wall where the glass had smashed. She noticed her reflection in a mirror on the wall. David looked puzzled in the background, scratching hi stubble. She bent down and picked up some of the large fragments. Standing up again she took a sharp intake of breath, as in the mirror there was now a third person. Standing next to David was a broad figure his head shaven and scarred, his facial features were distorted and bleak. Kit turned to see nothing in the room but David.
"What's wrong, Kit? You've gone very pale," David asked
Kit couldn't speak, her tongue numb with fear.
"Look out!"
Kit tuned just as David got the last word out. She ducked in time before the mirror forced its self from the wall. It flew across the room. David lifted his arm to cover his face. The full force of the glass broke upon impact. Kit screamed. From within the ether a growl of anger erupted, Kit was stunned. She couldn't move as every muscle in her body froze. She could only watch as David covered his ears in attempt to drown out the shouts of anger and hatred. A large gust of icy wind blew through the room, circling in the centre like a tornado. It wrapped itself around David, lifting ornaments with its energy. In an instant it had lifted David's panic stricken form like a rag doll and flung him through the window. The glass shattered around him as he fell onto the grass below. Kit screamed again louder and longer than before...
"Is that everything?" Detective Kane asked.
"When David left, everything seemed to quieten down. It was at least ten minutes before I could move again. But nothing more happened. It was as quiet as…"
"A grave," Kane finished off.
"Yes."
"It sounds to me like the ghost of Rhys Marshall. Do you know that name?"
"I'm afraid not."
"Be afraid, miss Gardner. He came home one day, this home, to find his wife was having an affair. He killed her lover and disappeared. My entire force went looking for him. He was never found. It appears his spirit has returned to the scene of the crime."
"A murderer?" Kit looked at the detective with a look of disbelief.
"Yes, miss Gardener," he confirmed.
"Do you not find it strange that I am still here, despite what happened last night?"
Kit looked deeper into detective Kane expecting to see a look of intrigue in his eyes. Instead, they looked tired and empty. Her heart felt like a lump in the middle of her chest. She looked over the dishevelled detective trying to figure out what kind of man he was.
"I'm still here because I don't feel scared. I don't feel as though he means me any harm. I don't think I'm in any danger."
"That's great. Hold on to that thought," Kane dismissed her matter of factly.
"Is there anything else I can help you with detective?" Kit asked icily.
"Yes, Miss Gardener. Could you please show me the dining room?"
Kit opened the door to the dining room and walked in, she could feel detective Kane hovering over her shoulder. The room was exactly as Kit had described it. Broken pieces of mirror lay in the middle of the room, some still containing dry spots of blood, where it has smashed against David.
"You should think about having that window fixed," detective Kane pointed to the hole now covered by damp cardboard.
"I've not moved anything," Kit said ignoring him.
Kit stood to the side and let the detective enter the room. She felt a cold rush of air pass her before he stepped out. She shivered as detective Kane walked towards the middle of the room.
"Rhys!" Detective Kane called out.
Kit breathed in as she watched detective Kane who was stood in the middle of the room looking around him as he waited for a reply. Out of the corner of her eye she saw one of the remaining ornaments move on the display cabinet.
"Ah, there you are" Kane spoke to an empty space.
Kit watched in disbelief as the detective continued a conversation with thin air. She stepped back slowly, ready to close the door if Kane's behaviour became more erratic. She jumped back as he grabbed at thin air. Kit gasped as out of nowhere an arm started to materialise. The more Kane struggled the more Kit could see the figure he was struggling with. She realised with horror that it was the man from the mirror.
"After all these years, you've finally found me, Mr Kane," a gruff voice said.
"Come peacefully, Rhys, save us all a job," Kane replied.
Kit could say nothing as she was gripped by fear. She latched on to the doorframe and pulled herself closer to it to prevent her from falling backwards. Her eyes widened as detective Kane pinned the large frame of Rhys Marshall to the floor.
"Ok, Mr Kane. I give up. Take me in," Rhys said resigned.
The two of them stood up.
"Rhys. It has been forty years of searching. We're getting to old for this," Kane said putting cuffs on his prisoner.
Kit watched as the two men faced each other. A look of respect passed between them.
"What's going on?" she asked shakily.
The two men looked at Kit.
"Many thanks for your help, Miss Gardener. You shouldn't have any more trouble from him. Its been a long time searching but now we can rest. I've brought him to justice. Come on Rhys. Time to go."
The two men took two steps forward and faded away as they approached Kit stood in the doorway. She blinked in surprise. The room was empty. Despite the chilling wind outside, the whole room now felt warmer.
"Detective Kane?" Kit called out.
The only reply she received was a gust of wind against the cardboard window and the chimes of a clock striking midnight.
Running Cold
Running Cold
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I'm running. The crisp new fallen snow breaks beneath my feet as I run. Every hedge is neatly trimmed; every twig and branch is cut to the right length. The snow topped greenery of the hedges gives this maze a mystic quality. I think I see a wisp of material fly around a corner and I carry on running.
"You've got to be quicker than that," a giggling voice calls out to me.
"Who are you?" I ask back.
Once again she replied with a child like giggle. I turn corner after corner heading deeper into the maze. I stop and slump to my knees gasping for breath. Keeping fit has never been high on my agenda, my natural ability to keep thin allowed for this. The feeling of being spontaneous in running after the dancing blonde has made me feel happy, almost young again.
I had opened my curtains this morning I expected it to be another miserable day in a hotel room. I hate being marooned on a travel assignment almost as much as I hate the magazine I write them for. I felt resigned to this melancholy, but then I saw her. She was dancing, skipping through the snowflakes with her long blonde hair, wearing a white dress and a pure smile. She had looked up towards my window, as if she could sense me watching. She had smiled at me, waved and ran towards the maze. I flung myself into my clothes and had barely finished tying my laces before I had raced out into the cold morning air. The mysterious girl was waiting for me at the entrance to maze and beckoned me with her finger. As I approached she turned and ran into the maze, I blindly followed.
"If you kneel there much longer you'll never catch me," her voice invades my head.
"Who are you? What's your name?" I call out.
"Catch me and I'll tell you," she replies.
I saw the flowing white material of a scarf hanging from a hedge. I slowly approach it; the silky material was warm against the cold air and was rich with her scent of lavender. I tighten my grip of the scarf and start to run again. I turn left and right as I travel deeper into the maze. I had to stop once again as a pair of red shoes hinder my path. As I look down at the carefully placed shoes the same lavender scent fills the air.
"I can run faster without my shoes, can you keep up?" she giggled, waving at me from behind the next corner.
"Please wait."
Before I could finish speaking she was gone, her virginal giggle trailing behind her. Even though I have the body of a forty year old I have the enthusiasm of a teenager and the curiosity of a three year old. I move the shoes to the edge of the path and begin to run once more. For a man filled with hate and bitterness this running is very therapeutic.
"Who are you? What are you doing here?" I shout.
"Love to dance, love to run, love to hide, and love to have fun. Love the chase, love the snow, love the patterns that firefly's show," she sings.
I run until I could see her just in front of me. She almost glides over the snow with incredible grace. She laughs and sings as she leads me through the hedges. Eventually she rounds a corner and vanishes altogether. I call out and continue to take what I think is the route she's taken. The snow is falling heavy now. I can't make out her footprints, if there was any there to start with.
In a dazzle of falling snowflakes and morning sunlight I am captivated by the sight of the barefooted, blonde haired girl dancing on a stone slab that sits in the centre of the maze.
"Dance, dance, round and round," she sings.
I clap out a rhythm to accompany her dancing feet. She finishes with a leap from the table and wraps her arms around my neck. She kisses me, her lips cold as ice. I pull back and look down at her black empty dead eyes.
"Oh my God," I scream pushing her away.
"I bet you never saw this coming," she says, "But then again they never do."
Instead of the wild and free dancer of a few seconds earlier, this creature looks down on me, every action calculated and deliberate. It leans back on the slab never taking its eyes off me.
"I bet you're feeling exhausted after all that running. People with bad hearts like you shouldn't over exert yourself," it clicked its fingers and I felt a stabbing pain travel up my left arm, "It's time to take your life back."
Instead of the virginal giggle that had drawn me in its voice was now deeper, the blonde hair was black and the dress was a mass of torn rags. Whatever stood before me now wasn't the vision I saw from my window.
"Take back my life?" I ask between breaths.
"There have been people watching you. For years now they've been watching you waste away, hating life and hating themselves. Life is about betterment, fun and enjoyment. You've been bitter for so long that you've forgotten about the precious things."
"It's not my fault," I start.
"Don't try that life's been harsh to me line. It's not worked for anyone else, why would it work for you? Don't even bother trying to answer that, it won't"
The large black eyes draw me in like pools. I try not to look, but every time I do a sense of dread fills my mind. It clicked its fingers again and the pain spread to my heart. I slump to my knees grabbing at my skin.
"Can I change? Maybe give me a second chance," I plead.
"The thing is, you've reached the point of no return. You've wasted so much of your life. This isn't A Christmas Carol, there isn't going to be a little boy on crutches saying, 'God bless us, everyone,' like in the book. You're not going to wake up in the morning and start buying goose. In fact, you won't wake up."
It clicks its fingers again and my heart gives one last beat as I collapse to the floor. As my vision begins to blur and the excess air escapes from my lungs I can see a blonde haired girl in a white dress, dancing in the snowflakes.