Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Adore Me Like Bonnie Langford In A Polka Dot Swimming Costume In The Future.

I absolutely guarantee that only a certain amount of my blog readers will understand the meaning of this title. It's not as controversial as the one about lesbian sex, but... Well who cares.

So, apparently according to the Google Gods I haven't posted a blog post since March. I'll be honest in that I thought it was longer. There have been some very off putting developments in my life which have left my head reeling a little, I'll be honest the past few weeks have knocked me hard in a lot of ways especially self confidence wise. The issue with being a depressive is that sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is so far away its like a glo worm in a tin of black paint.

"Stop talking about yourself I don't care, bring us Bonnie Langford in a bikini," I hear someone cry.   Well, ok then.








Happy now?

Anyway, I was browsing through google the other day, procrastinating because I wasn't particularly feeling up to doing some creative writing, when I came across this blog post from Scott Baker.. yes THE Scott Baker as seen on ForeverTogether and Severed Nations. The blink and you miss it handsome young man who has been killed off by Vanessa Mayfield twice already is much more than a pretty face. 

In his guest post " http://lucyvee.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/guest-post-importance-of-collaborating.html " he discusses the art of collaboration and about excitement. (Lets face it based on the picture above excitement is uncontrollable in this post.) It hit me like a ton of bricks, I've spent so long over the past few months trying to move in a direction I felt was fundamentally necessary for success.

I'm not going to go into details as I thinks that's unfair, but I will say that I've found myself seduced by what I thought was an outlet of success. A package that was attractive and easy. The problem is, as I've since discovered that although I don't doubt the commitment and aptitude of people involved I do doubt the end result.

Then I stumbled across another face on Twitter, I've been following him and enjoying his updates on his new series "Crime Lord" for a while. This particular post of his was a link to his low budget feature that was released as a VOD on Vimeo. Wow, I didn't know about that.

Then something else happened. I got an e-mail from Renderyard telling me that they've now signed a deal with itunes for distribution.

In the space of 7 days I've been delivered an all mighty slap to the face as a wake up call. I've found myself in a position I was looking for four to five years ago. Four to five years ago I would've been happy with that. But now, I've grown and developed into a new direction and I was loving that direction.

So, thank you to those people who have waved a fish in my face over the past few days and rewoken my brain from its slumber.

"If you find yourself going down the wrong road, make a u turn at the earliest convenience...." woman on Navimagic Satnav.

Sunday, 9 March 2014

2014: The Year Of The Naked Pug Faced Monkey Man

So, this is my first blog post of 2014, which in some ways actually reflects how I've been feeling over the start of this of this year. Basically, very low. I don't know how or why, but since around mid December I've not had my head in gear.

Second season syndrome, last year was PixieFairie Media's inaugural year and had a cosy if not spectacular spell. Eliza's Prize worked its way around festivals as a debut. ForeverTogether was invited to the French Polynesia Film festival. Co-productions with Nun With A Gun continued as well as a new collaboration with Broken Nation Films.

So where  are we at for 2014?

Despite what feels like a slack year in terms of actual slated productions, the following projects are currently in various stages of development by PixieFairie Media

The Christmas Guest
Starring Emma Beaver and Robyn Prager
Principle photography was wrapped late 2013 on the short film project, but technical difficulties with the edit have led to some unexpected delays. A complete re-edit of the timeline and material has enhanced it, and hopefully once the music track is re-instated it should be ready for release to festivals.

#LoveMonkeyChocolateFlowers
Starring Natty Boyd-Fields, Vanessa Mayfield, Gavin Jackson, Danielle Johnson, Rick McCleod and David Ault
This experimental project is constantly evolving, issues with video and sound quality have caused a rethink as to its release format. With two videos still to come in from the volunteers, its looking more likely that instead of one long piece it will be released in parts as a Web Series.

Untitled Feature Project
Starring TBA
Bubbling away under the surface is a feature project along the lines of the anthology films such as V/H/S and Black Sabbath, Tales From The Crypt and Asylum.  Still in planning stages, it is hoped that progress will be made later on in the year.

In The Line Of Duty: The Vanguard Archives
Starring David Ault, Viktor Aurelius, Jeff Niles, Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard
The audio drama series continues to release short episodes telling the story of corruption and thirst for power in American government in a near future thriller created by Ben Reed.

Music Video
Held over from 2013, it is hoped that a music video for a Christmas single by all girl rock band "Stripped," will be completed in time for Christmas 2014.

More details over the coming weeks, but here's hoping for more to come.

Monday, 16 December 2013

Eliza's Christmas




“Tick tock, tick tock,  tick... Tock”

You don’t want to look at me, my sweet little Eliza. Transfixed by the lights on our Christmas tree, the way they twinkle and dance reflecting against the windows and the darkness outside. They move slowly, red to green to blue to yellow and back to red again. I’m sure you smiled, just for a second as you caught a glimpse of yourself in the glass. 

“Pretty lights,” you say, your voice music to my heart. 

Oh my dear sweet little Eliza. With your pale skin and beautiful blue eye I don’t think I could ever be closer to happiness. This will be our first Christmas together, just the two of us.  I passed you last year, outside the Dragon’s Head.  You were sleeping off a heavy night in the doorway, your hair matted and knotted across the left hand side of your head, lipstick and mascara smeared across your pale face. That was the moment I decided I had to have you, I needed to have you in my life. 

You giggle as I take your hand and hold you closer to me. 

I don’t think anybody completes me as much as you do, my dear sweet little Eliza. I promise that I’ll keep you safe; as long as you remain here with me you’ll be safe and loved.  Never again will you have to endure a repeat of last Christmas, when that man tried to force himself on you while you were drinking, waving his mistletoe around: stupid, fat foolish man believing he could seduce you, that you’d want him. No, my dear Eliza, you are too precious for a man like that. Twelve months is a long time ago and so much has happened in between for us that I bet you don’t think back to that night, the night you cried out for him to stop. Should I let you into a secret, my dear? You will never have to worry about that man ever again; I made sure that he paid for the error of his ways.    

After he’d stolen a kiss from your sweet lips I followed him as he walked outside to light up a dirty cigarette. He didn’t know I was there, but he felt my presence. As he took his first lungful of tobacco stained air he felt the cold sharp steel from my blade as it travelled along his throat. I enjoyed the fear in his eyes, knowing that he was ever closer to drawing his last breath, yet unable to do so. It was most amusing, oh how I wish you would have been there to witness it. But I don’t think you would have been able to appreciate it as much then as you will now.  Very soon, my dear Eliza you will take the next steps on your journey, our journey together. Just as the blood dripped from his body, his energy and life draining away we grow stronger, their lives feeding ours. We won’t drink, we mustn’t confuse ourselves by believing we’re Vampires or some kind of monster that drains a person’s blood to build up our own strengths. No. Our power comes from being the victor. We stand tall over the weaker people who fall by the wayside by our hands, when they look up at us begging for help, knowing that their lives are in our hands, that we have control over whether they live or die that is the source of our power. Are you ready for that power?

“Yes, I would think it so” you say as I plant the first kiss of Christmas on your forehead. 

I have an idea for a new game, sweet little Eliza, one that involves roulette. Now all we need to do is find four players with everything to lose.
END

Saturday, 23 November 2013

You Appear To Be Listing A Bit, Doc

Some of you may know that on the 23rd November 2013, the science fiction phenomenon known as Doctor Who celebrates its 50th anniversary. So, I've decided that to celebrate this milestone and promote a show that I love dearly. My original intention with this post was to regale you with several lists, because we geeks love nothing better than a bunch of lists, in which I rhyme off my favourite things from the past 50 years of Doctor Who. However, something happened when I started writing about the Sylvester McCoy era, I started to regress, to get analytical and extend focus on season 24, 25 and 26.   Please enjoy my ramblings which pass as insightful comment.



I was 7 in 1989 when the last full series of Doctor Who was shown before it was cancelled by the BBC. The 7 year old me would have chosen any of the 1988 series, or one of the ones that we'd rented from the video shop that is now a Bargain Booze... Or possibly a cafe... It closed down a long time ago anyhow and its true that for a child in the 80's the fact that the first Doctor was played by a different actor you didn't really care when watching The Five Doctors. But looking at the stories now, you can see the evolution of late 80's Doctor Who under Andrew Cartmel into a more, mature young adult fantasy and sci-fi market.  Eric Saward's time as script editor saw an attempt to move Doctor Who into this demographic, but the stories were an immature child's view of maturity, plenty of violence and gore.

Season 24's, bright and fluffy opening episode Time and the Rani is at one end of the spectrum and every other story in that season at the other. It's a misguided attempt to say to people, hey this show is hip and cool. It's bright, colourful and funny. The Tetraps are a nice monster, (I had the figure when I was a kid) showing no lack in creativity and actually when you write down, "evil scientist steals world's geniuses" it does sound like the plot of a hammer horror movie. There shows no sign of what was to come in the rest of the Cartmel era or in fact the rest of the season, it has its own interesting central idea but its let down by some appalling decisions. (Kate O'Mara's Bonnie Langford impression possibly the top of that list)

Paradise Towers is a bleak story of gang warfare in a tower block as performed by a youth drama group with black humour and dark tones offset by Bonnie Langford in a swimming costume with a gun. Yes you can knock Richard Briers for overplaying the role of Chief Caretaker, but look beyond that at the intent. Conflict between old and new is at the heart of the tale. Youth of the Kangs vs the carnivorous Old Ones in their apartments. The New shiny building that the Great Architect completed vs the old dilapidated one that we see.  The old Caretakers with rule books vs the young Kangs with their "anarchy".  Pex, left behind forever trying to prove himself the hero is the sadness in the tale, he is David Niven's Paper Tiger. We end like all the best stories, on sadness and melancholy because Happiness (as is demonstrated in season 25) is overrated.

Delta and the Bannermen is a story about genocide on one hand, the dangers of falling in love on the other all wrapped up in 1950's ribbon of chirpyness set in a holiday camp. It isn't very often that you'll find a story of love at the heart of "classic era" Who, but this story has it in spades. Unrequited love, lost love, found love are all here. Ray loves Billy, but Billy sees her as a mate. Billy loves Delta so much that he experiments with alien drugs to help him be more of that man she needs. Delta loves Billy and wants to try to repopulate her species which is all but wiped out. (Although when you look deeper only Delta and her daughter will be the last remaining Chimeron's as every subsequent generation will be Chimeron, Human hybrids) There's even some delicate moments where The Doctor can be melancholy about love and its place in the universe. "love has never been known for its rationality"

Dragonfire often falls foul as an example of nothing beneath the surface storytelling, but look deeper. It's a story about being lost. Ace is lost lightyears away from home, Glitz has lost his crew, Belaz has lost half her life serving Kane, Kane has lost his love, his home, his planet and eventually acknowledges that his hope is lost by looking out onto the sun that he knows his body can't survive.  There's a map, to help the Doctor and Glitz from getting lost as they search for "lost" treasure. During the attack on the shake stand the little girl gets lost. The Doctor loses his mind to create a cliffhanger for no reason other than we're 25 minutes in.

Season 25 took the themes that were bubbling under the surface of season 24 and expanded them with more cohesive storytelling and production. Tone and themes started to move together. Remembrance of the Daleks took the theme of racism and built it into a strong story with the right tone to match the subject matter. Kisses to the past are subtly placed so as not to alienate the casual viewer, but there's a new depth to the storytelling, instead of fleeting moments of pathos there's a clear intent that says we're going to ask some questions and be a bit thought provoking in what we do, the biggest ripple being that the people we thought were on our side and we're meant to like turn out to have beliefs that we can't agree with.

The Happiness Patrol took its direction from Paradise Towers, but with less youth theatre and more am dram its tale of smiling assassins and punishment for those who fail to be happy is deep and dark and is a tale that many who suffer from melancholic episodes can warm to. There's also the typical Doctor Who notion of the familiar twisted into the ugly, Sheila Hancock's Helen A based on Margaret Thatcher, the Kandyman like a Frankenstein's monster from former Bertie Bassett parts, the man eating Chihuahua that eventually leads to Helen A's moment of sadness.

Silver Nemesis while failing to have an undercurrent like many of the stories is still overflowing with ideas, probably too many for its own good. Time travel, ex-nazi's, living metal, jazz, Cybermen. But again, as a 7 year old it had explosions, gun fire, arrows, the Queen, Ace shooting Cybermen with a sling shot. (It took a full 23 years for me to understand why Ace shooting the Cybermen with Gold coins was a plot hole) Take the sequence with Ace on the gantry Cybermen either side of her, it still has a moment of tension and excitement that's missing from whole stories that appeared in the early 80's and moves along at a good pace.

The finale, The Greatest Show In The Galaxy, is scary story telling. Like the X Factor 20 years early, innocent kids chewed up and sentenced to death because they had no talent, just a desire to be there. Korg, impressive weight lifter but terrible joke teller. Secrets and lies, behind the greasepaint its always rumoured that there's a dark heart to the circus and the psychic circus is no different. It is a grotesque collection of characters, even those who we thought were safe to be around turn out to have a darker side, the Greatest Show In The Galaxy is the ultimate story in scratch the surface and see the nasty substance underneath. The monster's aren't in the cupboard or under the bed, but could be inside anybody.


And so, the final season of Andrew Cartmel/Sylvester McCoy/Sophie Aldred Doctor Who. Season 26 has, when viewed from a new perspective as a 31 year old in 2013, more in common with the resurrected series in 2005 than its bedfellows in the late 80's. Out of the 4 stories in season 26, two are contemporary, two are set in the past. No strange alien planets (for an entire story) or alien architectures that the action takes place inside. The focus of the season also changes, no longer are we focusing on the Doctor and his adventures, but we're seeing the adventures and the impact on the companion.

Battlefield is the strange beast of the season apparently having a foot in both camps. It contains many references to the Doctor as a game player, manipulating events from across dimensions, but lacks the depth and focus of the stories that follow. Interesting parallels between this episode and The Curse of Fenric later on in its use of faith as a weapon of protection.  It also has an ancient enemy from another dimension and a strong military presence. It also asks us to be critical, does the fact that we see Ace issue a racist outburst make us any less connected to her character, the flaws making her a more rounded character? A call back to Remembrance and Mrs Smith and her no coloureds sign. Battlefield as a standalone, has plenty to keep it interesting, the return of UNIT, the return of the Brigadier, the return of Jean Marsh, some exceptional interplay between Brigadier Bambera and Ancalin, the Doctor walking through the middle of a battle with a doff of his hat, but it is the exception to season 26 rather than the rule. 

"Ok kid, this is where it gets complicated" I've seen Ghost Light described as Doctor Who for the video generation. There's plenty to enjoy, the production values of seeing the BBC do a Victorian household is a beauty, the different layers of storytelling that all mirror the theme.  The story of evolution at the heart of the story is also reflecting the changing nature of the series of Doctor Who at this point in its life. We are now being told Ace's story, her development from the tomboy to the young woman starts here. Why are we here? Because the Doctor wants to know about what drove Ace to burn down the house. He wants to know what evil lurks beneath the surface that drove Ace to those actions. In essence creating a paradox, the residual evil in the house leads Ace to burn it down as a child, so the Doctor takes her back into its history to confront the evil, defeats the evil so Ace doesn't feel scared and doesn't sense the evil so doesn't burn the house down.

Of course cause and effect are continued in The Curse Of Fenric, my favourite episode of Doctor Who, (beating Girl In The Fireplace, Robots Of Death, Unicorn And The Wasp and Remembrance of the Daleks) which continues to show the growth of Ace as a companion and as a character. In the previous story we saw her confront her fears and start to grow up, to mature and face her fears. In Curse Of Fenric she continues on the same path, facing herself, everything that made her the rebel angry at the world and her place in it. At the start of the story, she won't hold a baby because it share's the same name as her mother, at the end of the story she's sending them both to safety, the home of her Grandmother. We see Ace's growing maturity that she'll listen to the Doctor when told not to go swimming, even though her young friends do go into the water. It appears again when she uses her sexuality to distract a guard. But in the recurring theme of misplaced trust she gifts the answer to the puzzle to Fenric. This wrong decision leads to a very dark moment where the Doctor, so often the moral incorruptible figure is revealed to have been using Ace all along to get Fenric to reveal himself for one final game.  

Speaking of final games, that leads us onto Survival, the last episode of the classic series (unless you count Dimensions In Time...) which is the perfect bridge to the 2005 series. Survival has a council estate, Rose has a council estate. Survival has a shop, Rose has a shop. Survival has a focus on the companion and an enemy from the past, the same as Rose. Several years have passed since Ace last visited Perivale and she returns older and wiser, we see her by comparisons to the friends she's left behind. An undercurrent of fighting for control runs through the story, the Master fighting to remain control of himself, his control of Mitch, the control the planet of the Cheetah people has over people. Sergeant Patterson has a certain amount of control over his students by using his power of authority to control their minds and make them do things they may not want to in his self defence class."If we fight like animals we die like animals" the anguished Doctor cries in frustration, attempting to save the Master. A cry to control their animal instincts for aggression. The Doctor keeps control, the Master doesn't and only one of them escapes the planet.

So there we have it, just a few thoughts, I know that there will be bits I've missed, such as the Lesbian subtext, the long game, clowns are creepy stuff. But that's not really the point, it's been about why I love the Cartmel/McCoy era, my era of the show.

Happy hunting, Sister :)







Monday, 14 October 2013

Pulling Everything Inwards

So, its been four months since the last blog. Get ready to be blown... away.

Heard some funny news today. Ben Wheatley, the current flavour of the month in terms of British indie film talent will be directing two episodes of Doctor Who. To those who aren't familiar with Ben's body of recent work then the mention of his name will be held in the same esteem as Graham Harper and Euros Lynn, just another name working on the TV show. However, for those who have seen films such as Kill List and this years A Field In England, the fact that Ben is directing episodes of a BBC produced television show is big news indeed.

So, why is this good news?

Because it gives an immense sense that "if that guy can get there, then so can I"

Last year after the completion of 2012's thriller ForeverTogether (Which has been invited to screen in French Polynesia by the way) I made a bold prediction about the fate of its three writers and where they would ultimately end up. Scott would be the man responsible for the new Jason Statham action movie Carcrash Transporter Cellphone Bandit. Elinor would be wooing the West End with her art house classic theatrical event Bird On The Toilet and I myself would be sat in a BBC kitchen in Roath Locke discussing storylines for series ten of Doctor Who with Toby Whithouse, "It involves these caves and a trapped baby robot elephant...."  Now, nearly 2 years on do I feel any different to that initial prediction?

Well, yes and no.

It was with a very giant leap of faith that I decided to found PixieFairie Media and start to play by the rules. In 2012 I just spent money on projects and planned projects without any regard for income or cost. By July I'd three projects completed, but the entire budget of 2013 had been blown. Something happened on the approach of 2013 that I don't always admit to, an outbreak of common sense. I've never been sharp enough or practical enough to be able to deal with dailies. It is my good friend @RatedR1882 who has an A Level in Business Studies. But, I had to learn to be disciplined and to do things professionally and properly. So 2013's budget had to include festival entry fees, capital expenditure and project budgets. Which unfortunately has a knock on effect in terms of actual productions, because instead of drinking from the well, the well is now capped.

So here's the thing, 2013 hasn't been as big as 2012 in terms of quantity of productions. But, just as 2012 was a case of learning about how to mount productions, 2013 has been about marketing them. (See previous blogs)

So what happens in 2014?

More of the same, I think. Capital expenditure slows down because sound gear, lighting gear and various props have all been bought this year. Camera equipment is the first order for next year, then I would say that all the basic components are there. I have fingers crossed for the next instalment of the Roulette Of Horror story to go in front of the cameras, Scott Baker has a lovely idea in development that's part Hannibal, part When Harry Met Sally. Elinor's 12 Days Christmas Tale and my own The Christmas Guest, not to mention the possibility of seeing Jenn Bee's animation, and the music video for a song by folk group Roholio. I'm even toying with the idea of pushing together a last minute Broken Nation short film before Rick McCleod's Celtic Storm Films starts on principle photography. If in January you'd have told me that Keith Duffy and Bill Maynard would be reading words that I had written in front of a camera I would have laughed at you. But that's another part of my life.

A few weeks ago I had a coffee with my dear friend (the aforementioned RatedR) and he told me about PMA, the power of positive thinking. Self belief and self confidence are incredibly fragile things, even people who are working with you can work against you without them knowing it. I think that maybe I'm starting to learn that now, that the only person you can rely on is yourself, but surround yourself with good talented and above all supportive people and with hard work and a wicked sense of fun, one day you could be responsible for a couple of indie films and be working on Doctor Who...







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Starring Emma Beaver, Francesca Totti and Robin Booth.

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Steak And Trumpet Blowing Day (Part 2)

Ok, so times have moved on a little since the last blog post. But finally, here's the concluding part. 

MISFITS AUDIO
STAR RABBIT TRACKS: WHERE NOTHING HAS GONE BEFORE

http://misfitsaudio.com/comments/archives/737

I accidentally stumbled into the world of Star Rabbit Tracks when Cap'n John Tadrzak advertised for artists. I thought he wanted writers, he did and he offered me Star Rabbit Tracks. After a couple of episodes in which I was finding my feet and the characters. This is an episode that I managed to put the words that I wanted, the tone that I wanted and the jokes that I wanted into the whole package.

The thing about my work at Misfits, was that I was forced, (not in the plank and cutless kind of way) to accept who I was, that everything on that page was mine, instead of hiding behind a pseudonym I had to take on the chin every inch of criticism and every inch of praise. Because of this I was quite shocked to find out that putting my name out there meant that when praise was given, it made me very very happy.



MISFITS AUDIO
STAR RABBIT TRACKS: RETURN OF THE DEADEYE

http://misfitsaudio.com/comments/archives/1049

Sometimes you get a perfect combination of script, performance and production. This episode is exactly that. H Keith Lyons was hand picked to play the role of Deadeye, a grizzled old space Fagin and he is magnificent. Every comedy beat is hit with perfection by H Keith and David Maciver, the great lost double act of internet radio.

Also hidden away in the subplot of this episode was the start of a narrative thread which leads up to the season finale.


IN THE LINE OF DUTY: WINTER APPOINTMENT

http://vanguarddivision.libsyn.com/winter-appointment

Let me tell you a little something about the series "In The Line Of Duty", firstly and incredibly importantly, it was all his idea. His characters, his plotlines, his ideas and his plans. I'm just going to ride on his coat tails and take all the credit, Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

If only I could ;-). When I first offered my services to help, Ben Reed has his plans for a military tale, near future thriller. What I threw into the batter was a mix of fantastical and paranoia, a whole list of what ifs. What if the President isn't running the Government but his security chief is? What if the mysterious man responsible for hijacking a nuclear convoy was doing it as a rouse, a whim, a flex of technological muscle?   What if we rename that character Alistair Stewart in a veiled Doctor Who homage? Luckily, he believed me :-) and the series took shape and when first writing it together we hit upon a great dynamic, he'd write the all action explosive bits and I'd write the emotional, human angle bits.

What's the best thing you can do in Audio drama? Yes that's right an episode full of Sound effects and very little dialogue that only features on character talking to himself. Good thing that the character is voiced by David Ault, a highly thought of member of the audio drama community.


IN THE LINE OF DUTY: THE VANGUARD ARCHIVE

http://vanguarddivision.libsyn.com/the-vanguard-archive

So, here it is. Possibly the maddest audio drama episode I've ever done. It's so mad that it's about to become the accepted format for future episodes of In The Line Of Duty. This particular episode has everything you could wish for in a glimpse into damaged and dangerous souls and was produced with a mixture of existing recordings and new material. The intention was to complete everything that was outstanding because of the show going on hiatus. In a strange quirk, this closing of a chapter has inadvertently led to the opening of another and the In The Line Of Duty engine has started to chug.

So that's what I would consider my best bits... Maybe you think differently, maybe you don't. But one things for sure, there's more to come, bigger and hopefully better.

Sunday, 17 March 2013

Steak And Trumpet Blowing Day

I had steak.


Recently work was completed on short film Eliza's Prize. I personally believe that it is one of my best works. So it got me to thinking this evening, what other works am I proudest of.

DARKER PROJECTS:
THE BYRON CHRONICLES: STARLIGHT DREAMS

http://darkerprojects.dreamhosters.com/audio/thebyronchronicles/0204A_The-Byron-Chronicles_Starlight_Dreams.mp3


It may only be 17 minutes long, but this little episode marks a number of things.
  1. The first accepted script
  2. First performance of one of my scripts
  3. It's fantastical, surreal and beautiful. 
  4. It was the first use of my pseudonym
  5. It gave me the confidence to think that I could write and do it well. 

DARKER PROJECTS: 
THE BYRON CHRONICLES: THE HOUR OF PORTLAND 


http://darkerprojects.dreamhosters.com/audio/thebyronchronicles/0209-The-Byron-Chronicles-The-Hour-Of-Portland.mp3

I won't lie to you, when I first decided to do this as a blog post I only had two thoughts as to what I was going to choose from my association with Darker Projects, Starlight Dreams and this one. The problem I encountered was I actually discovered that Dead Time is a cracking script, riffing on Most Haunted Live expertly and quite freaky in places. I also discovered that Alistair and The Strange Case Of The Christmas Undead, an episode that Doctor Who fans like to call "Pseudo-Historical" because it features history and the supernatural.  If you like Sherlock Holmes, Zombies and Werewolves then please check out this episode. 

But, I still stick by my decision, technically this isn't all my own work as the framework and basic structure of this episode was already in place by Eric Busby when he asked me (due to personal reasons on his part) to help him out by co-writing and finishing the episode off. I'm quite happy that at least 60% of what you hear after the first twenty minutes was mine.

My personal favourite parts include
  1. The encounter on the bridge between Byron and Slate.
  2. The death of Chris Sparrow
  3. The line "I believe this belongs to you, we found it on the shoulders of someone called Branlaven. He begged for his life and told us how to find you." "Then we killed him."
Also, my personal memories include a 5* review from Leviathan Dances. (See below)
http://leviathandances.wordpress.com/2009/12/10/the-byron-chronicles-season-2-finale-aka-can-i-start-crying-now/#comments

Again, some fantastic acting from David Ault and Laura Post carry this episode hitting every emotional beat perfectly. 


SPIRITBLADE UNDERGROUND ALLIANCE:
SEARCH THE NIGHT. 

http://www.archive.org/download/OfTheNightEpisode2SearchTheNight/OfTheNightEp2_SearchTheNight_SBUA.mp3

Technically, this episode is labelled as Episode 2 on the website.  However, it is episode 1 of the series, because episode 1 was the pilot. (Are you confused yet?) I think that it's because this is episode 1 of the series that it holds a special place. I remember writing some of it on a train, in a happy place. Not that you'd know from listening to it because there's a lot going on, some extremely careful planning and set-up.

Paeter Frandsen who produced this series was an incredibly good editor. He asked a lot of questions and was very honest about where the story suffered.

In a very strange co-incidence, this also features the first appearance of Graeme Cook, who would later resurface in the short film "A Relaxing Day In The Country". Now I'm unsure at this point whether the two worlds are connected, is this Graeme the same one who orders his underlings to sort it out? Maybe Justine will turn up on the streets of Nunwood, bored with life in Greater Phoenix. So much potential. Lets hope that Spiritblade will one day release the last two episodes and complete the series. There's a fantastic finale, just waiting to be heard.



Thursday, 28 February 2013

Working Away Through The Talent


This time last year I was gearing up for my first production with BakerNunPixie. It was a fantastic balls to the floor achievement given I was working nights, had never produced anything before and had five weeks to write, shoot, edit and enter the short film into the competition. With a good team around us this proved to be a good experience and I think ForeverTogether stands up quite well in terms of quality productions. There are a lot worse and more shabbily mounted films out there.

So what do we have this year? we have a piece inspired by 2001: A Space Odyssey,  Steven Moffat and The Shining. A prequel short to a feature film that combines Dog Soldiers, Jaws and Rab C Nesbitt. Perhaps a little bit more of Eliza (oh how I love that character) and her playthings from Roulette of Horror. We have a new crew under our wing. We have in house editing. We have our returning star actress, and possibly star actors. In a lot of ways we're approaching this year as something new, but with the experience of last year behind us. Which then leads onto more questions, specifically what do we want and where are we going? So in that vein here is a list of actors and actresses I would one day like to meet on set, reading my lines in one of my productions.

1 - Winona Ryder



I've always had a soft spot for Miss Ryder. In fact it was the thought of one day meeting her on set that switched on the flame of feature screenwriting inside of me.

2 - Nicole deBoer


Again, there are ulterior motives for this choice. One of my first major crushes, I've always harboured a desire to meet her in the flesh. But, beyond just physical attraction her performance in the first few episodes of Deep Space Nine Series 7 as Ezri Dax was amazing. More character development and emotional range than was shown in the previous 6 years. 

3 - Catherine Tate




Immediately, eyebrows get raised. However, anyone who saw her turn as Donna Noble in series 4 of Doctor Who will be less surprised. At first the loud mouthed bolshy persona would turn people away, but as it developed so did the character, reaching a peak in the episode  'Turn Left' with a tour de force performance of anger, sadness, confusion and fear.
 
4 - Vanessa Mayfield

Ok, technically this is a cheat because I have actually been on set and heard her reading my lines. But, as the Gov' Elinor Perry-Smith says. "She is our muse" so I look forward to working with her again and again and hopefully again. 

5 - Sylvester McCoy




Ok, I'll admit it. Sylvester McCoy was MY Doctor. Hero worship plays a big part in productions. quite a few films have been made just so they can cast their acting heroes in a part. The loveliest and strangest thing I've seen in the past few years is Sylvester in a multi-million dollar movie from an Academy Award winning director. And he's brilliant.

6 - Dylan Moran





Bernard Black is one of the great TV characters, permanently pissed or angry but most of the time both. Anyone who has seen Dylan Moran do stand up appreciates the subtle shifts in his act, quieter moments alongside his bombastic outbursts about the world. Sometimes shifts from stand up to acting doesn't always yield the results we desire, but sometimes it does and it does perfectly. 

7 - Matt Smith


Yes, he is the current leading man in Doctor Who and along with Sylvester McCoy my personal favourite. It's the madness and the sadness rolled into one. So based on that I'd love to work with him, on a project that requires melancholy from the soul. It would be amazing.

Thursday, 7 February 2013

Black And Blue Orchids

So I'm going to start this post with a very strange account. For the first time in my life, on Tuesday February 5th at 16:04pm I had a blackout. Not just any blackout but the kind that includes people surrounding me telling me not to move, blood pouring from a head wound and shouts for a first aider.

Apparently from what I can piece together, a  coughing fit led to oxygen starvation and in turn led to me making the acquaintance of the concrete floor outside the managers office. Luckily, and I mean this sincerely, my glasses took the impact of the fall. I went head first onto concrete and don't have cracks, bruises or lumps. What I do have is a black eye and steristrips. Man do I look sexy!!!!! Yeah, actually I look like a chubby little guy who's walked into a lamp post.

The thing that interests me the most is the reactions and gossiping that takes place around me.

Half the building was very kind and took the opportunity to talk about what had happened to me and ask how I was feeling and even a couple of them took the opportunity to text or e-mail to ask how I was.

The other half didn't know or didn't care enough to ask.

It's quite a sobering thought to think that maybe you're so insignificant to people that when you collapse and bleed you're not worth a minute of people's time.

I recently decided to take a Twitter sabbatical because I found myself increasingly talking to myself more than interacting with followers. Nothing makes you feel more lonely than knowing 300 people want to hear what you have to say and not one of them are interested in replying to your questions. 

The best thing about this post is that some people will read it and go, that's sad. I feel a bit sorry for him. But from experience the majority will turn round and go, look at that selfish self centred attention seeker.

To be honest, it's true that i don't really give a fuck about what people say and think, I'm not a people person. I'm reclusive and withdrawn. I have interests and preferences that people don't connect with. But I have a small circle of friends and that's enough for me.


Monday, 31 December 2012

When The World Ends Call Amy Lee When I'm Sober For Me.


So, 2012 is nearly at an end. I have to say that even though it doesn't rank as the greatest year for me, (For those interested 2010 was that year) it will probably linger in the top four a bit like Arsenal. I will attempt to run down a few reasons why 2012 was a nice little year.

1 - www.pixiefairiecreative.co.uk

Hello, yes that's me that is. That's my very own website the features links to almost everything I've done. I feel very proud of it. It showcases my talent quite nicely and also features galleries from my film shoots. It has taken years but I now have a central hub. Of course some would say I've had a big fat hub for years....

The next step is to look at making PixieFairieCreative a fully functioning production company with accountants, accounts, incomes and expenses. Reasons for which will become clear in the next three years. (Oooh how mysterious do you want to be?)

2 - IMDB

Guess what you can do in 2012 that you couldn't do at any point in the past 30 years? Yes, you guessed correctly you can put Noel Rainford into the IMDB search bar and come up with credits. Have to admit that this is a very proud achievement and one that I share with Robin Booth and Max Byrne who both have virgin credits to their name. Hopefully that will change next year too.

3 - Being A Northerner

Hang on a minute, I can hear you all cry at once. What's so great about being a Northerner in 2012? Well I'll name you a few shall I?

  • Danny Boyle - Creator of the greatest Olympic Games Opening Ceremony ever seen. [Highlight of which can be seen here... http://youtu.be/257EDRKfQFk
  • Bradley Wiggins - Tour de France, Olympic Gold, Sports Personality Of The Year, Knight of the Realm
  • Jason Kenny - Olympic Gold
  • Paddy McGuinness - Just because.
  • Manchester City - Premier League Champions
  • Ian McKellan - Former Bolton School pupil
 So Mr Cameron if you could just fuck off back into number 10 and stop screwing with us it would be greatly appreciated.

4 - BakerNunPixie

BakerNunPixie  is my pet name for our little collective. Scott Baker, Elinor Perry-Smith and myself.  2012 has been a nice learning curve (as I mentioned in my last post) and I already have ideas in my head for where we can go in 2013, which have already been discussed with Mrs Perry-Smith.  Stand by for bigger announcements in the coming months, because 2013 will be the year of BakerNunPixie, you mark my words.

5 - Jubilee

Ok,I know that quite a lot of republicans out there will disagree with this. But let me just point something out here. The Jubilee weekend was a major moneyspinner for the Country as was the Olympics. Without a Royal Family who cost us about 70p per person a year (compared to the bailed out bankers who cost us £1,000 per person last year.) then we would be 300% more fucked as the economy falters. A lot of foreign travel comes into the country for our prestigious events pumping money into our economy, paying our inflated prices for crap beer and dodgy food. Standing in the rain, buying our knock off Jubilee Tat. That's what makes Britain Great, the fact that these idiots are willing to do all that just to say hello.




Sunday, 16 December 2012

Hilary Swank And Chloe Sevigny Lesbian Sex


Forgive me for the sensationalist blog title. But, for those if you who are disappointed and will no doubt accuse me of using misleading and teasing headlines to get your attention and then not delivering. You can view it on Netflix or Love Film or buy it on DVD from somewhere that sells DVD's.

Hilary Swank won the ACADEMY AWARD (tm) for BEST ACTRESS in this film about a girl who pretends to be a boy.

Now some of you readers will no doubt by wondering what that intro was all about, and no doubt the rest of you are already on Daily Motion watching clips. But the point is one of  interest and readership. My last blog was read by 10 people. My Twitter page has 300 followers. so explain to me how that works. My Facebook page has 22 likes, yet I have over 50 friends. The issue is about rallying communities and activities. Spamming and cold boxing people who may or may not have an interest in your project.

Marketing is an increasingly important tool for independent filmmakers to attract attention and make their voice heard. But as always its about who you know more than what you know. Within my entourage of twitter friends I'm lucky to have two very supportive people, Damien Ahuir. who is based in Ireland and runs the website "Limited-release". He is very supportive and often retweets and follows my projects and project related postings. He even did me a great service with a lovely interview in 2011 when my first ever short film was released, which can be viewed here.  http://limited-release.com/noel-rainford-screenwriter/. This was way before I fell in with the lovely Mrs Perry-Smith and the ruggedly handsome Mr Baker to form Nun With A Gun Productions in association with PixieFairieCreative.co.uk in which we took Mother Superior's Nun With A Gun Productions and forced it into a small wooden Cell with my portfolio website to create that extremely long name for our working relationship.

The other name that has often been a source of support for me is the winner of  Mr Bolton Bulls himself (disclaimer: that competition never took place, it's just that you find his face on almost all of the Bolton Bulls promotional material) I present to you Mr Michael Galligan. [Please skip next paragraph if you do not like sentimentality]

I've been friends with Mr G for over ten years, we met a college and shared a similar twisted sense of humour that involved deep sarcasm, surrealism and the ability to laugh at others in an ironic kind of way. The thing that makes that last part so wonderful was that unlike a high number of people who did that we didn't bring the arrogance, because quite frankly we had nothing to be arrogant about. He will regale you with a story about our brush with Reality TV in an up and coming blog. (In case ur interested I've just been through 15 days of his twitter feed in the last 20 minutes looking for the link. Hopefully he'll repost this @RatedR1882 and he'll have a link for ya) Anyway, he's also been the greatest supporter and listener and friend anyone could wish for and I genuinely mean that. I can count my true, close real friends on a couple of fingers and he's definitely the thumb :).

In reality I need a bigger circle of people or I need other people to have a bigger circle to spread the word and increase interest in upcoming projects. (I will include the names Vanessa M. Ryan H. and Max B. who have been reposters and retweeters recently) But on the other side of the coin, 2012 has been an amazing learning curve for me in which I've thoroughly enjoyed embracing the role of producer and discovered I have little or no interest in being a film director. Even though the the three occasions of co-directing have been good, I can't see it being a full time move.

It's the run up to Christmas which means that there may very well be a review of 2012 blog post. all cheer hooray!! But before you get too happy about that there will also be a what's coming up in 2013 post too.

Merry Gothic Christmas. :)

http://youtu.be/uPGf12quies



Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Driving Me To Damascus


A couple of days ago, I was toying with whether or not to blog. Truth be told I was having a severe crisis of conscious about the current state of trying to get my new project off the ground and at the hurdles I was having problems getting over. You can see in the paragraphs below how I originally started this

Maybe its time time of year, with this being the first year I've actively been involved in the indie film business I'm not entirely sure of its peaks and troughs. But the amount of people who are willing work hard to get themselves noticed and increase their portfolio seems to have dwindled in the last few months, in fact people willing to get involved in new small projects seems to be significantly reduced.  I've spent a good few hours over the past few weeks networking and searching for people to get involved with the new "12 Days" project. I've sent out postings on several media sites for DOP's and Cinematographers and film crews and offers of co-productions. Literally all these have to do is turn up and film, scripts, locations, actors, props all taken care of and paid for. I find it strange.

But the things I find hardest to take are the ignorants. I can understand ignoring messages and requests from people who lives hundreds of miles away in other countries. People whose requests will never amount to anything because they're just out to add numbers. That kind of ignorance I understand because I've done that myself. But people in the same country, actively seeking help and actively pushing projects and trying to get things made, the simple "sorry, not interested" would be fine.

As you can see, I wasn't exactly channelling the spirit of goodwill. But it does beg a few questions, I personally blame the new vogue of crowdfunding, now instead of working hard and collaborating to get things made you can beg for money and people get paid. I'm still uncertain about the whole crowdfunding revolution in a lot of ways, if someone gets five thousand people to donate a tenner each and then that film makes tens of thousands of pounds of profit, what percentage of that profit goes back to the investors. Under normal circumstances a producer would be allowed to enter that production into competitions and festivals. How does that come into it? It really is a minefield I'd rather avoid.

In a strange quirk of finance, it worked out cheaper for me to pay travel expenses and an overnight stay and lunch for a crew who have enthusiasm and desire than pay for a crew just there for the money.

Anyway, something happened in a weird kind of coincidental way,. I've been reading a book about Stuart Adamson and the things that went on with Big Country and the record companies through the years and I've reached the last chapter, in which the great Big Country comeback and top 20 single was dashed by a record chart executive who decreed that the Big Country single 'Fragile Thing' had too many folds in its packaging and could have been bought because it looked good instead of sounding good. Good thing such stupid rules don't exist now or everyone will be buying singles just because there's a bikini clad hottie on it who can't really.... Oh... :(

It just so happens that on Radio 4 there was a documentary about the making of Driving To Damascus, the final album released by Stuart Adamson and Big Country and it got me thinking. I remember when I first bought the album and the reasons for it. I remember how depressed I was, how unhappy I was. How I used to listen to the songs over and over, how See You, Somebody Else and Fragile Thing were adopted as a soundtrack to my heartbreak. I read about Stuart's battles with inner demons and how he felt he lacked a support network which ultimately led him to a hotel room in Hawaii.

I suppose I'm a little bit sadder now, because a great talent has been lost, because a great album has been swept aside and because one of the great 90's songs will never be heard and acknowledged by the mainstream. I suppose what makes me saddest the most is that I now have a feeling that this great bubble of indie filmmaking that I've enjoyed over the past twelve months is shrinking and that instead of hard work and collaboration its money, money, money.

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Fantasy Casting - Second Act


Well, this week has seen me approaching several actors and actresses... Should that be acti? What is the name for a group of actors and actresses anyway? A rehab of talent? Maybe someone could look it up for me. So while they are stewing over whether they wish to be involved in my projects I will take the fantasy casting through to the second block of episodes that have been prepared for "12 Days."


EL AMOR DE UN HOMBRE ESPANOL

Two Spanish lovers receive some bad news. But one won't accept bad news at Christmas time and is determined not to listen.



Starring:: Benedict Cumberbatch as Oscar

Oscar is the one who receives the bad news, brooding and miserable. While don't for one moment believe that Mr C, has an inability to go beyond broody I do believe he has an exotic look which would be perfect for a Spaniard in the midst of personal issues, plus I believe it would be excellent to see his interplay with...



Starring: Johnny Lee Miller as Cesc

Cesc is the optimist, the  man who sees no wrong who believes in a better future and that Christmas is about peace, love and drinking. Imagine the chemistry between a broody Cumberbatch and an energetic Miller. Imagine the flocking of young ladies when they know that they're playing lovers. Yes it may be eye candy casting, but at least these boys can act.


CAMGIRL CARNAGE

A webcam model describes the first business date she went on with a client and how it didn't come with a happy ending.



Starring: Shannon Whirry as Aisha.

For certain members of the audience Shannon Whirry is an unknown actress. For the rest of them she was the greatest softcore actress of the 90's. I am in the latter category and have to admit she is a perfect lady with a lot of attributes. who better to play a Webcam model then a former sex kitten? the role of Aisha calls for someone who can seduce you with her eyes, her smile and make you imagine that naughty things were a distinct possibility, in that respect Shannon is highly if not over qualified for the role.  


FLIRTATIONS WITH THE LAUNDRY
A party girl in an apartment block finds herself trapped in the laundry room with a man with more than dirty laundry on his mind.






Starring: Gerrard Butler as Steve.

Take a look at that face. If ever there was someone who oozed arrogance and sleaze with some enigmatic charm and cheeky sense of humour it's Gerard Butler. For anyone who has seen 'The Naked Truth' or 'The Bounty Hunter' then you'll know what I'm talking about. Steve is that kind of man, he carries a laundry basket with his arms outstretched so he can tense his muscles. Deliberately wears vests and shorts to show off his gym body because he thinks its what the ladies want. Well, buff, cheeky, sleazy and arrogant are all traits that we've seen Gerard Butler portray in a number of roles and sometimes all at the same time.



Starring: Audrey Tautou as Colleen.

Giggly, girlie, with a hidden secret. Teasing, tempting and giddy. There's more than meets the eye to Colleen, the bored party girl who is doing her laundry in the apartment basement late at night. In a similar vein to the character of Aisha, a lot of what Colleen does is in her look and the way she acts. Audrey Tautou is another one of those actresses who uses their body. Creating a mood with a smile, a glance or a look. Some of the sexiest eyes in the movie industry and a continental flair that betrays her French heritage.








Saturday, 13 October 2012

A Little Game Of Fantasy Casting


Something that every movie maker or screen writer has done, (whether they care to admit it or not) is to fantasy cast one of their projects. In the build up to the new project (Project 12 Days) I'm going to play the game with you guys now. In the past I have cast John Cusack and Winona Ryder as my principle leads. I even went as far as choosing to entice Leonard Nimoy back into the Directors chair for the Sci-Fi epic, "No Earthly Connection". a script that I never finished but, once photoshopped, the poster looked brilliant.

I am picking three scripts (out of 12 for those of you paying attention) and will give you a brief plotline and the fantasy cast.

If you're sitting comfortably I'll begin.

VAMPIRE ROSES

"Nunwood Vampire Justine McVey has a date with a secret admirer."

 
Starring: Nicole De Boer as Justine McVey.
As seen in: Star Trek DS9, The Dead Zone, X Rated, Metal Tornado.

There are a couple of reasons why I'd cast Nicole as my Justine McVey. First and foremost is that she is a lovely actress who has an innocent, wide eyed quality to her that fits with the vision I have of Justine. I don't mind admitting that part of my decision to cast is the little crush I have on her and it would be lovely to meet her on set. :) Justine is innocent and sweet. Sexy and vicious. Nicole is cute, determined and smart. Together they could be formidable.

Starring Lee Evans as Donald
As seen in: The Medallion, Mouse Hunt, Doctor Who. 

Donald is a wonderfully weird character. A man who has fallen in love with a Vampire to the point where he carries pictures around with him. Manic and geeky. The role needs to go to someone who can pull it off without being bad strange. Someone with a charm and likeability so you can see beyond the weird obsession to the love and affection that Donald has towards Justine. Everyone loves Lee Evans, his turn as Dr Malcolm in Planet Of The Dead is just the right side of Geek to make him loveable. 


A PRESENT FOR ELIZA.

"The Voice, allows Eliza, the survivor of his latest game to choose her own Christmas present."

Starring: Helena Bonham-Carter as Eliza. 
As seen in: Planet Of The Apes, Big Fish, Fight Club, Alice In Wonderland

Eliza is a fragile, damaged young lady. taken from the streets as a teenager she has been forced to take part in vicious games to appease The Voice. Eliza has survived several brutal rounds and seen everyone around her die in the process. As victor she has lost her mind, but her prize is a chance to live in the darkness. If anyone can play the role, it's HBC. Twitchy, on edge and despite the fact that her mind is broken into a million little pieces still gorgeous. This could be another Marla Singer and she still looks hot in an eye patch. 


MESSAGE TO THE GREAT BEYOND

"A young Wiccan tries to contact her lost boyfriend." 

Starring: Ellen Page as Danielle
As seen in: Juno, Inception, X-Men III, Super

Anyone who's seen Juno will appreciate that Ellen Page gives a great performance as the wise ass child growing up quickly. There's a lot of things to be negative about, mostly the song and undertone of Jason Bateman's character bordering on obsession with a young girl. Danielle is a girl in control of her own life, knowing what she wants and is willing to experiment to get it. This episode calls for a strong spine of comedy, the central character should be moody and have a bit of a tantrum when things don't go their way. Credentials that exist in Page's Juno more than in anybody in the dodgy follow up 'Jennifer's Body'. 


So there you have it. If money/location were no object that's the cast I'd be looking at for these episodes. I'd be interested in hearing about your thoughts on who you would cast based on these loglines. 

I've already got Catherine Tate in mind as a busty barmaid in a Zombie flick and Winona Ryder and John Cusack in a Sci-Fi epic. So don't go steeling them!!


Tuesday, 25 September 2012

I Am God!!

"The secret to a good mix tape is to start big, bold, brash, amazing and on track 2 take it up a notch,"

The above quote is kind of what John Cusack said in High Fidelity, in my opinion one of the finest ManFlick films ever made. It teaches us how to be a man and deal with our fallacies, our faults and above all how to accept our faults and move on.

I've mentioned before in these pages that I use this blog to shameless self promote, update and convince myself of ability and drive. The fact that I haven't posted in what seems like ages could be an indicator that all isn't well in the state of Denmark. Well, yes.  For the past few weeks I've lost the balance between work and work. I drifted into long hours, meetings, preparation, planning and execution. Tired, irritable, lacking in humour... This is my job and it really doesn't push any buttons of enjoyment. I think back to the start of the year and to February, two hours sleep, eight hours on a train between Manchester and London and Kent and London and Kent. Bouncing with energy, loving every second of arrangements and negotiations. I felt alive... tired but ALIVE!!

I'll admit that partly the reason I was drifting into the less satisfying work is because I'd been hoping really hard that we'd get our entry into the 2DaysLater film festival and I had two entries on the burner, simmering away ready to add the ingredients and let it boil. For one reason or another the projects stuttered and then stopped, leaving no entry to the festival. I won't lie, I was bitterly disappointed because this festival had been on the agenda since we first decided to give it a go so to go from two entries to none was a bit crushing.

I have however, been reading with great interest some postings on a website called Stage32. It's meant to be the Facebook/Twitter/MySpace/Beebo for media types. To be honest its not jumping out at me as anything special as quite a lot of my contacts are in America or don't answer me back, but I have been drawn to some interesting comments regarding how social networks translates to viewership and an audience. In my last blog I remarked about how the new project was going to be an all guns blazing attack on lots of different   streaming media sites. (If I didn't remark then I should have) I now have an extra focus, building the audience, increasing the perception around the 12 Days Project and the Nun With A Gun brand.

I recently commented that the reason why some people struggle to get noticed is because social networking is saturated with people who are all take take take. Out of ten crowd funders who have followed me on Twitter only two have ever exchanged tweets with me. Out of twenty films looking for supporters I've watched a whole two films.  The reason for this is because they're just faces and numbers on a board.

You learn your craft, you write, you create. The hard part is selling it, selling yourself. As a person who isn't arrogant or very good at talking myself up or taking credit the ability to promote behind an image appeals to me. So I have vowed to plough a lot of time and energy into the next project, prepare to be bombarded with blogs, websites, twitter accounts, Facebook groups, G+ stuff and anything else I can get my hands on. I may even call round at your house with a flyer and a sandwich.

Monday, 27 August 2012

Tracing The Paper


I've been on holiday, unlike some people on the social network ladder I thought I wouldn't mention it before I went away, just in case someone knew where I lived and tried to burgle me. I suppose that makes me pretty insecure, but hey, not really sure I care. sometimes the things you notice most about a holiday is just how much you needed it. 7 days in tranquillity with no TV, no meithering idiots,  plenty of time to unwind with a book.

What I discovered most about the holiday, was a little bit of contemplation and a couple of regrets... Not to mention some Daddy-Long-Legs and expensive Cider. £4.90 a bottle, is this usual or unusual, its been a while since I've been out for a drink. Some of the regrets I'll carry and learn from, times have moved on so much that I'll never get that opportunity again, I do wonder what would have happened are where it would've led. But that's one mistake I'll live with. My other regret is one that I'm currently in the process of trying to change.

In a couple of weeks it will be Autumn, that is three seasons that I've been a semi-nun. Cause for celebration with the mother superior when I get a minute I think. And the one thing I have learned is that you must be thinking two to three projects ahead at every step. Because we have to work with no to low budgets and co-productions the voice and ability to shout and exert power is considerably lessened, because quite frankly because you're not offering anything by way of payment they could quite rightly tell you to piss off.

Patience is one of my better virtues, I have bags and bags of it which is possibly why I often get tested to my limits, quite a number of people have tested my patience with inane prattle and general dickheadedness. The fact that I inwardly instead of outwardly combust is possibly one of my worst flaws. I could possibly add that to the regret pile, if I'd told certain people to fuck off and stop telling me how shit their life is then maybe things would have been different again. Oh well, these things are apparently all meant to lead us down a chosen path.

Since I have returned from my holiday I appear to have a renewed energy and a slightly different outlook. I'm more than happy to have projects on the go, especially if they have been filmed and are in need of editing. So far the Nun With A Gun/PixieFairieCreative output currently looks like this.

1 - ForeverTogether - Completed and can be viewed on YouTube, Vimeo, Black Flag TV and Metacafe.

2 - Searching For The Night - Script locked, on hiatus while interested parties are sounded out. Potential to expand into a feature screenplay.

3 - Paging Matthew Harris - Script locked, production unit re-assigned. Should start to enter production in the next four weeks.

4 - The Whisperers - In the edit.

5 - A Relaxing Day In The Country - In the edit.

6 - Roulette Of Horror - Script locked. On hiatus waiting for rescheduling and possible re assignment.

7 - Project "12 Days" - Currently scripting. (12 separate scripts)

8 - Jiffy - Script locked, waiting to assign production unit.

As you can see that's nearly 1 project per month so far. In reality because of our fledgling nature we should be pushing for at least five productions at production stage. The ambitious nature of "12 Days" should make up for that fact... I will tell you more in the coming weeks.

As mother superior says "Onwards Gentlemen" so watch this space as more details about project "12 Days" are dripped out. All I will say is that the words "roses" "messages" "laundry" feature in titles so far.

Our aim may outstretch our reach, but that won't stop us reaching. :) You never regret something if you've tried.


Saturday, 28 July 2012

Keep On Rocking In The Free World

This blog could lose me a few supporters. I say this safe in the knowledge that  a fair number won't unfollow because I'm like the prisoner. I am a number not a name. But for the real people on Twitter who actually care about things and not just mindless childish postings, (That footie chick has big tits LOL) what I'm about to write may just annoy the shit out of you and be too politically charged and weird for you to comprehend.

Friday Night here in England we had the opening ceremony of the Olympic games. If stories are to be believed it cost £20,000,000. Quite a lot of money unless you fall into one of the following categories.

1) A Banker who has just got his bonus
2) A Footballer who has just moved from Newcastle to Liverpool
3) A Man City supporter
4) A Sheik or Russian magnate.
5) Don't give a shit.

I'll be frank with you, I fall into one of these categories. Guess which one... Go on....

Basically I see it this way. Danny Boyle was called over by Seb Coe and asked if he wanted to be creative genius behind the opening ceremony. He said yes and was given £20,000,000. Now just to put something into perspective here. The budget for "127 Hours" which ran for just over an hour and a half was £18,000,000. "The Beach" had a budget of £49,000,000. So Danny spent £20,000,000 on a four hour ceremony designed to show off everything that was great about Britain. So far I don't have an issue.

In the past three years, we have changed our Government and been promised that measures of cuts and austerity and debt control would see our country blooming. And this very week we've had the news that we're in the worst double dip recession for over 50 years. (And a minor point here, under Labour just before we booted Gordon Brown out of office we had economic growth)

In the past three years Danny Boyle has sat down with a giant flip chart and written down.

1) Kenneth Brannagh in a top hat oversees a gaggle of body popping engineers while smoking a giant cigar.
2) A giant ship will celebrate welcomg immigrants from the West Indies
3) A Forge will create the Olympic rings in a manor resembling Saruman's destruction of Fangorn Forest in the Two Towers.
3) Mr Bean will play the theme from Chariots Of Fire
4) Mike Oldfield will play Tubular Bells, surrounded by jive dancing nurses and doctors, and children in hospital beds.
5) A 60 ft high Lord Voldemort will be beaten back by a hundred Mary Poppins'
6) James Bond will walk through Buckingham Palace followed by Corgies and meet the Queen.
7) The Queen and Bond will sky dive out of a helicopter.
8) A Giant house will lift up to reveal a guy on the interenet..... Lets make him the inventor of the internet!
9) 27 cyclists wearing angel wings will cycle to Come Together.

Imagine the ideas he rejected.... I'd like to think that Grace Jones Hula Hooping to A View To A Kill was very nearly in there.

So which of these do we seem to be more cynical about?

Well, and to be frank again, it annoys the crap out of me that as a nation we're more than happy to bend over and be fucked up the arse by a Governemnt, increasing prices on everything; failing to keep their business pals under control and helping them out with tax CUTS and being smug bastards about how its all our fault. Cut the arts, cut the NHS, cut the police, the armed forces.

Why do we find this more acceptable than a spectacle that has allowed hundreds of young people to live their dreams. To dance in front of the Queen and millions of people on TV. To take part in a spectacle in their home city, to prove they have what it takes!! Our view of society is sometimes quite rightly clouded in shit by what happens and how people behave. But sometimes we have to accept that people are better than we give them credit for and all they need is an opportunity.

How many volunteers that danced in the opening ceremony will now decide to follow that as a career? How many will become choreographers? Singers? Actors? For half an hour someone believed in them enough to let them try. And to me that's worth more than treble £20,000,000 that was spent on the ceremony.

We're all born with brains, its a fact of human anatomy that no-one can dispute. The choice we have is how we're going to use them. In three years time there may be another 5,000 graduates that sit on boards and become directors and managers who are only interested in counting beans, making people redundant, increasing the unemployed and increasing the amount of pounds in their pocket. What I'd like to think is that in three years time, inspired by what they saw on one Friday night in July. We have artists, actors, writers, musicians, dancers, choreographers, directors, producers, CGI artists, production managers, set designers, swimmers, runners, rowers...

But above all I'd like to think we have people who are willing to go, this is my dream, this is my talent, I am going to try.